girlsareprettyforever:

Everyone in your little podunk town is trying to kill you because they heard you got into one of those colleges up north where they teach you communications and how to flirt with Jewish girls by speaking heatedly about politics.

“So it’s agreed,” the senior councilman said last night at the Town…

15 notes

  1. luckskywalker7 reblogged this from girlsareprettyforever
  2. sashayed reblogged this from girlsareprettyforever
  3. rawrlittleliongirl reblogged this from girlsareprettyforever
  4. choke-on-this reblogged this from girlsareprettyforever
  5. robertschuppenies reblogged this from girlsareprettyforever
  6. ohitsjulia reblogged this from girlsareprettyforever
  7. girlsareprettyforever posted this